Sex & Slugs & Accordion

by Jet Black Pearl

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Slug Song 03:47
I'm a slug A really sexy slug Watch my naked body glow Drawing silver trails on your rug Being a hermaphrodite I'm excited day and night When I see my female sex The other one erects But how can I let me know That I really love me so I wished that I knew how to speak But my slug mouth is too weak If I were a man With my hand I'd take my hand And I'd understand I'd take me in my arms Make my feelers feel so warm We'd glue and glide, slipper and slime And come at the same time But I'm a slug I have no arms to hug Cannot even touch my tail I'm a helpless homeless snail
Little Song 02:43
like a flock Of tropical wild birds A scarf of hand spun lyrics Swirls around my head Scribbling secret poems That never will be read The large cuffs are linked With letters, stitched by hand Every time I open them I think of my homeland Cause underneath this language I wear a little song That keeps me warm and feels so soft It's my mother tongue
Hot Boots 05:41
I've got pepper in my boots My feet are sneezing Every sneeze another mile And even though it's freezing My toes will burn If I don't stop running See the holes in the ground? That's my fire feet in their hot boots Fire Feet – Hot Boots I've got pepper in my boots And bubbles in my brain My brain is too slow Can't think without champaign Soon it will burst If I don't stop thinking Better keep on running With my fire feet / Hot boots Maybe I should stay Such an easy thing to do Only one more day And I'd spend it with you But I'm leaving Everywhere I go I'm always leaving Before I even got here I'm already leaving I've got bubbles in my brain And honey in my heart My heart is so sticky It will never fall apart But when it melts It starts dripping Dripping on my feet F..F..F fire feet / Hot boots My sticky heart is dripping In my peppery boots My brain can't remember Where I've left my roots I'm searching here, I'm searching there I gotta find them while running everywhere F..F..F fire feet / Hot boots Maybe I should stay Such an easy thing to do Only one more day And I'd spend it with you But no, I'm leaving Everywhere I go I'm always leaving Before I even got here I'm already leaving
Cock! 04:01
I'm a kick ass cock in a blue funk mood Cause my chicks are clucking about some other dude A mother fucker himbo hanging at my digs It ain't no cathouse here, I'll send him to the pigs C-c-c crap! That utter klutz thinks he's phat S-s-such a creep... I'm gonna smoke that nasty rat Yo, candy-ass mofo flown away to the farm's rooftop My chickens cluck and cackle, I'm gonna make him flop My comb is fire red, my wattles strong and tight yo Shiny wings, metal spurs, I'm ready for the fight yo C-c-c crap! No place for two here in the crib I got a gat... and this one ain't no damp squib Ya crazy cock Don't fuck my flock These chicks is mine So stop yo crock You thick as a brick I tweak yo beak Till you black out And I'll make ya squeak I spit in yo face Kick yo butt Squeeze yo cojones And pluck yo gut I'm the real cock I'm the only cc..ccc... cock! But when I got on that rooftop, to do my duty I looked into his eyes and saw it's true this cock is a beauty! Instead of an attack, I gave him a French kiss Since then, we are lovers and we're living in pure bliss Yes, you are... the only sun warming my heart Oh-oh my dear... let's give our lives a whole new start Oh my cock You're super crack I dig yo comb You're the real Jack Tickle my sickles I'll be yo kitten Straddle my saddle I'm totally smitten I no more care About the chicks down there My cock, you rock! You are my c..c...c.. cock I am your c...c...c...cock And so one day we read in the local paper This strange event about a very unusual raper According to a farmer, his rooster went insane And started mating all day long with his new weathervane
Feathers 03:41
My feet are itching I can't sit still I'm waiting for the doctor cause the people think I'm ill But I know that there's no need to control My mother gave me feathers instead of toes, that's all My doctor thinks it's normal He really understands He's got a pair of butterflies instead of hands He takes off his gloves While I'm bare feet And we go Ooh and Aah when the butterflies and feathers meet The feathers and the butterflies Have been flying too high maybe Cause one morning I woke up Next to a new born baby It's a boy with lovely hands And perfect little toes He's as handsome as the doctor But has a frog instead of a nose


released September 10, 2013


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Jet Black Pearl Portland, Oregon

The untamed and inimitable Jet Black Pearl from the port of Amsterdam spent many years in the south of France before settling in Portland in 2014. She has performed on more than a thousand stages all over the world. Intelligently zany, her songs sound like a mad hatter's European gypsy tea party with a hip hop attitude. ... more

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