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I'm a kick ass cock in a blue funk mood
Cause my chicks are clucking about some other dude
A mother fucker himbo hanging at my digs
It ain't no cathouse here, I'll send him to the pigs

C-c-c crap! That utter klutz thinks he's phat
S-s-such a creep... I'm gonna smoke that nasty rat

Yo, candy-ass mofo flown away to the farm's rooftop
My chickens cluck and cackle, I'm gonna make him flop
My comb is fire red, my wattles strong and tight yo
Shiny wings, metal spurs, I'm ready for the fight yo

C-c-c crap! No place for two here in the crib
I got a gat... and this one ain't no damp squib

Ya crazy cock
Don't fuck my flock
These chicks is mine
So stop yo crock
You thick as a brick
I tweak yo beak
Till you black out
And I'll make ya squeak
I spit in yo face
Kick yo butt
Squeeze yo cojones
And pluck yo gut

I'm the real cock
I'm the only cc..ccc... cock!

But when I got on that rooftop, to do my duty
I looked into his eyes and saw it's true this cock is a beauty!
Instead of an attack, I gave him a French kiss
Since then, we are lovers and we're living in pure bliss

Yes, you are... the only sun warming my heart
Oh-oh my dear... let's give our lives a whole new start

Oh my cock
You're super crack
I dig yo comb
You're the real Jack
Tickle my sickles
I'll be yo kitten
Straddle my saddle
I'm totally smitten
I no more care
About the chicks down there
My cock, you rock!

You are my c..c...c.. cock
I am your c...c...c...cock

And so one day we read in the local paper
This strange event about a very unusual raper
According to a farmer, his rooster went insane
And started mating all day long with his new weathervane

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from Sex & Slugs & Accordion, released September 10, 2013

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Jet Black Pearl Portland, Oregon

The untamed and inimitable Jet Black Pearl from the port of Amsterdam spent many years in the south of France before settling in Portland in 2014. She has performed on more than a thousand stages all over the world. Intelligently zany, her songs sound like a mad hatter's European gypsy tea party with a hip hop attitude. ... more

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